Modern Heights

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip .





2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door..

7. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?

A. A cow giving milk powder.